New Years Resolution:
- Become closer to God.
- Read the bible everyday.
- Read more in general (If any of you have a book that you might think I'm interested please share ^.^. Please & Thank You)
- Volunteer... I should say start Volunteering.
- Focus Focus Focus Focus (On everything)
- Become more organized.
- Become cleaner.
- Get out of debt.
- Train harder.
- Spend more time with family & friends.
- Enjoy life.
- Learn something new.
- Experience something new everyday.
- Bruce lee fitness.
- High five more.
- Take initiative
- Less swearing
- ...
Honestly I could go on and on about what I want to accomplish for the 09' year... but right now I only want to think about, talk about, even write about is her. :) I feel so happy, giddy, up beat because of her. I feel just as or more gay then Lance Bass. I feel like a teenage school girl that was just asked out to the Winter Formal by a hunky senior football player. No metaphor or simile or any english jargons can compare her or even relate to her. She is unexplainable as she is explainable. She is E=Mc ². All math formulas or physics formulas = a². When she fist bumps you get internal bleeding. Fucking eh is no more it's Fucking A. She's so awesome it's pronounce Ashome. In a sentence using "a" must be capitalized and quoted because "A" is so fridging significant. She's the Battlecruiser doing the Yomato cannon to a Command Center in starcraft. Gears of War was based on a true story of her. I wish they made a World of A Craft so I can get addicted and spend all my time and money playing. Diablo1 & 2 was the story of her trip to Mexico. Her high fives are high millions and her down lows are measured in calvins. She's tighter then your wedding dress 20 years later. She's so boss she's at the end of level 12-5 after the metal slugs in ContraIII. She makes more sense then the theory of evolution. She can dunk over Shaq's knee. She makes Zeitgeist a hollywood blockbuster hit. She is the block buster trade to get KG & Ray Allen. She taught Zidane headbutt techniques. She went pound for pound against Mike Tyson. Universal Mind Control by Common was her sneezing. Nas was a recarnation of her in a gangsta form. She's so steezy you sneeze steez. She was Frank Sintra's ghost writer. She was Bob Marley's weed dealer. She taught Jimmy Hendrix how to be cool. She had the poker face before Lady GaGa. Hitler didn't commit suicide she karate chopped him then he imploded. JFK and her are homies. Rasputin didn't die he just dissapeared because she pushed kicked him so hard his skin interverted and then became a part a freak show with the traveling circus in Russia. Blackholes is her car to get around. She rolls deep in Honey Badgers. Her handshakes are legquakes because they are so sick like venereal disease that's been mistaken for a cold sore. She's so fly birds walk. She's so swim fishes flop. She's so... it took me more than hour to write this random rant about her and I'm barely scratching the surface of how amazing she is. Getting down to the point...
She is more important then sleep :)
I fell so hard for you that I've broken my legs, cracked my ribs, broken all my toes, crack my skull, bruised hips, black eye, bleeding nose, eye socket fracture, concussion, memory lost, broken fingers, broken ankle, and hair line fracture in my shins, dislocated my shoulder, popped my hip out... I'm just mess... because of you. I give up. Game over Tuan. You win Ashley Chloe Ayon. I'm Your :)
If I could some how make her feel the way she makes me feel... my goals for 09' has been accomplished. :) I apologize for the cheeseness.
Merry Christmas & a Happy New year to all.
Godbless,
-t
2 comments:
i seeeeee no "lovely spot" for the man who inspired to start up the blog hey??
hahaha just playin
- stu
Aha my bad homie. Just added you, Stukem Nukem for the win.
-t
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