Wednesday, March 11

Megan Fox is NOT HOT

Yeah... I FUCKING SAID IT!

She is wannabe looking Angelina Jolie. Straight up. To me she looks like a popular "hot girl" from High School but out of high school would eventually settle down with a loser ass jock and become a house wife in a abusive one way relationship with 5 kids. Just saying. Don't get offended and try to defend her honour. Take those overhyped/hollywoodboasting sunglasses off and actually LOOK at her!

One thing I will say though is that her tummy is not bad, but the rest is 2 and a half star short of becoming a 5/5 movie star such as Jennifer Aniston or Natalie Portman. Who have the natural beauty and if decided to put on make up can pull it off without looking like a over caked whore that's trying way too hard to be Angelina in her rebellious stage 10 years ago. This over tanned baked hussy would look great in porno flicks and porno magazines but to graze the front cover of GQ, Maxim and to star in Transformers 1 & 2? Am I the only one? Am I? I ain't crazy. Ya'll are CRAZY!  

She is way to overhyped.

Would I tap that sharp jagged horse looking ass? Hell nah. Fuck yo couch.

-t

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